So, my friend Carol had a brilliant idea. I've gone on enough dates to have some real doozies! Though I will admit, dating stories are the most interesting. I apologize if you are guilty of any of these heinous actions against me. Consider it payback! (Don't worry, I still love you!)
(Even though these will sound like I might have made them up, know that they are all legitimate!)
Top Ten Things Dates Have Done to Me (Resulting in Me Being Made Extremely Upset)
10. Ask me to go miniature golfing.
9. Order a crazy amount of food at the restaurant and then eat hardly any of it (when I was
paying for dinner) and then order dessert.
8. Ask me if I could ever love him (he was addicted to Porn, I found out later).
7. Ignore me the entire night, and spend it instead staring at his ex-girlfriend.
6. Show up looking like he had just dragged himself from a heap of dirty laundry.
5. Play country music to and from the date (the unforgivable sin!)
4. Try to get me to commit a misdemeanor (I didn't do it. Don't ask!)
3. Tell me how much he really liked one of my good friends and was thinking of asking her out.
2. Get upset at me for being late, even though I was picking him up (and I had apologized
profusely)
1. Leave the doorstep without kissing me like a mad-man.
5 comments:
I love reading your posts! I miss your humor. I was sad I wasn't around during the holidays to catch up with you girls! Let me know the next time you're in the Bay Area!
LOVE. IT.
Brilliant idea, Love it! and I have three words for you...
just say no
Michelle, you are the BEST!! I love these. I'm not positive I've heard all these stories though...sad day...another time with some good ole Henry Weinhardt's! ;) Hehe. This makes my life oh so much more complete...LOVE you!
oh, you crack me up.
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