Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Stupid Things I've Done Over Guys


I recently found a box full of old letters and notes from my younger years. Not only did it help me reconnect with my past, it reminded me of all the absolutely rejected things I've done throughout my life because I was infatuated. Some of them are from high school days, but some are unfortunately much more recent. Luckily, I haven't done anything shaming for at least a year. And even though some of these could be considered quite embarrassing, let's face it, I don't care anymore! If you remember any good ones, be sure to include them in the comments section.

Top Ten Stupid Things I've Done For A Guy

10. I once asked my friend to take pictures of her ultra attractive older brother. One of these photos accompanied me to college in a heart frame.

9. Spent most of a night with friends serenading a guy outside his window.

8. Learned all about different types of big rig trucks. I was actually able to identify almost all models from 50 yards away.

7. Allowed a couple of guy friends to "break in" to my house late at night where we then watched an edited copy of "Silence of the Lambs."

6. Drove all the way to several guys' homes (in another city) with a couple gal pals while the guys were on their missions. We drove around their houses, took pictures, made scrapbook pages, and sent it all to the guys in the field.

5. In order to get over a guy, held a "sacrificial burning" of every picture/object I had that had anything to do with him.

4. Had a habit of naming a stuffed animal after the nickname I gave each crush object.

3. Was a secret admirer to not one, but two guys. One of them happened to be a student teacher. That was excessively stupid.

2. Told a guy that I cared about him when I knew he didn't care about me (unfortunately, this has been repeated several times)

1. Wrote top ten lists. I will admit that there have been several top ten lists that were created specifically to get the attention of a male (and some of them have been put on this website).