Monday, September 8, 2008

Top Ten Ways to Make Dating Easier


10. Temporary loss of agency/free will

9. Mind reading capabilities


8. Regressing to cave-man mentality (just hit them over the head and drag 'em back to your cave)


7. More than 3 single men in our sphere of influence.


6. Evil men wear black, good men wear white, and lackadaisical men are simply drug out into the street and shot.


5. Men become less amoeba-like by growing vertebraes.


4. Getting dates like we get mission calls. Don't accept = straight to hell

3. Deodorant


2. Looser gun control laws

1. Universal blindness

3 comments:

Angelee said...

I'm so happy you have a blog. Yeah. I often wonder what the heck mishie moo is up to.

sarah.liz said...

Right on! I so agree with the mission call analogy. Now if only it was wired into their systems....

Anonymous said...

"Getting dates like we get mission calls. Don't accept = straight to hell"

LMAO!!!