Thursday, September 17, 2009

Yes I'm still Alive


I realize that it's been a while since I posted. I'm pretty sure the only person who is sad about that is my loving mother, who actually thinks I'm funny. So, I thought it would be appropriate to create a Top Ten list of things that have kept me from updating my blog:

Top Ten Reasons you Haven't Heard From me in a While (which may or may not be true):

10. I've been too busy dating. (and if you think that is true, I could also use some money.)

9. My new bedding is so comfortable, I can't bring myself to actually leave it (or wake up).

8. EPIC WARD ACTIVITIES 'nuff said.

7. I'm addicted to working on my personal history. I started it this summer, and am re-doing it
right now. Yep, that's right. Re-doing it.

6. I've been too busy making t-shirts in honor of my new favorite tv show: Glee!

5. I've been in a cocoon, progressing towards becoming beautiful butterfly.

4. Training a pack of wild dingoes takes dedication and stamina.

3. I've been watching so much Star Trek: The Next Generation that I actually thought I was Commander Riker.

2. School has left me a dry, husk of a woman.

1. I've been washing my hair. . . a lot.